Who's Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky parallel universe where greetings are a currency of social status, you play as Vern, a down-on-their-luck greeting card designer who accidentally stumbles upon a black market for hellos. As you navigate this bizarre world, you'll encounter eccentric characters who trade in unique salutations, each greeting a key to unraveling a larger conspiracy that threatens to destabilize the very fabric of communication. Your choices will influence social hierarchies, create unexpected alliances, and lead to slapstick showdowns, all while interacting with a host of witty and whimsical dialogue options. Can you save the day with the power of a perfectly timed hello?