Who’s Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a snarky, down-on-their-luck private investigator tasked with solving the bizarre case of a town where everyone greets each other with cryptic 'hellos' that seem to contain hidden meanings. Set in a quirky, surreal town where greeting rituals have taken a turn toward the illogical, you must navigate through layers of eccentric characters, each with their own secrets to uncover. Every choice you make leads you deeper into the mystery, revealing the bizarre significance behind these hellos, and the potential chaos they ensue. Gather clues, interrogate townies, and make clever dialogue choices to piece together the enigma behind the inexplicable greetings, or succumb to the absurdity of it all.