Who's Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as an unwitting assistant to the world’s most notorious greeting card writer who has mysteriously vanished. Your job? To decipher the bizarre messages he left behind in his unique collection of unfinished greeting cards scattered across different locations. Each card holds clues not only to his whereabouts but also the hilariously outrageous stories behind how he got involved with an eclectic cast of characters, including a disgruntled mime, a revenge-seeking cat, and a rival greeting card artist who’s armed with puns and bad jokes. Make choices, solve quirky puzzles, and meet eccentric personalities as you navigate through heartfelt dilemmas, disastrous situations, and side-splitting misunderstandings to uncover the truth and create your own perfect card. The more you dive into this whimsical world, the more absurd the scenarios become, leading to an unforgettable journey filled with laughs, surprises, and a dash of mystery.