Who’s Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this absurdly twisted text-based adventure, you are a detective with a unique talent: you can hear other people's hellos and decode their secrets by interpreting them. Unravel the bizarre and hilarious tales behind a series of mysterious hellos while navigating a quirky urban landscape filled with eccentric characters, each hiding their own truths. Your choices will determine if you uncover the truth or end up tangled in a web of ludicrous misunderstandings, all while collecting amusing phrases and unlocking zany endings.