Who’s Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Dive into the whimsical yet dark world of Charlie, a washed-up greeting card writer who discovers a hidden conspiracy among a secretive cabal that communicates solely through bizarre greetings. They have infiltrated every aspect of society, and it’s up to you, armed only with your wit and a smattering of card designs, to unravel their absurd motivations while navigating a cast of eccentric characters. Explore vibrant settings, deliver greeting cards with cheeky messages, decipher clues hidden in rhymes, and engage in witty banter to uncover the truth. But beware: the deeper you go, the more you realize that these hellos may lead you to unspeakable truths—or, at the very least, surprisingly awkward encounters.