In 'Who’s Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as Harper, an eccentric private investigator who specializes in bizarre cases. One day, you receive a mysterious letter featuring a series of bizarre greetings—'Hello, is this the line for the worm wrestling competition?' and 'Greetings, fellow enthusiast of spontaneous pogo stick battles!' Your task is to hunt down the owner of these hellos while navigating a quirky city teeming with oddball characters, including a conspiracy theorist donut shop owner and a retired mime who only communicates via interpretive dance. As you piece together this wacky riddle, you’ll unravel a plot that threatens to turn the city’s annual Fowl and Funny Festival into pure chaos. Choose your responses wisely and embrace the absurdity as you engage in ludicrous conversations, solve outlandish puzzles, and uncover the origin of the mystery hellos!