Who's Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a beleaguered greeting card designer who mysteriously receives a series of letters signed by various fictitious characters. Each letter contains outlandish greetings and opens up a new bizarre storyline involving the characters that signed it. Your task is to unravel the mystery behind these greetings while intermingling with unexpected plot twists, comedic interactions, and a range of eccentric characters whose hellos are as puzzling as they are amusing. With every reply you craft, you navigate through chaotic scenarios, hilarious encounters, and the ultimate goal of discovering which beloved literary figure is behind the increasingly ridiculous salutations.