Who's Hello is it Anyway?

In a world where greetings have mysteriously gained sentience, you play as a charismatic socialite named Jamie who has been thrust into a chaotic greeting war. Different regions of the city are byzantine territories ruled by rival factions of greetings – from the overly polite 'Salutations Squad' to the snarky yet charming 'What's Up Brigade'. You must navigate this absurd landscape, making choices on how to respond to various greetings, each leading to unpredictable outcomes. Engage in dramatic encounters, alliances, and rivalries, all while exploring the surreal whimsy of a society turned upside down by pleasantries.