Who’s Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky digital world where greetings hold immense power, you play as a sarcastic freelance 'Greeting Inspector' tasked with unraveling a chaotic mystery. When various factions emerge, each claiming ownership of unique greetings, it's up to you to navigate absurdly hilarious scenarios, interview eccentric characters, and solve the case of the century before the government declares war over greetings! With choices that lead you from poetry slams to underground greeting battles, your words will determine the fate of this whimsical society.