Who’s Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky dystopian world where communication has been outlawed, you play as an underground greeting broker navigating a network of eccentric characters. Each interaction involves trading creative greetings and quirky exchanges, while you unravel the mystery of the vanished 'Original Greeting', revered for its power to connect people. As you explore this zany society, you'll face choices that affect your reputation as the ultimate Greeting Guru in a mad caper of misunderstandings, dramatic license, and absurd humor.