Who’s Hello Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, dystopian world where every person’s identity is defined by their greetings, you play as a down-on-their-luck Greeting Inspector tasked with uncovering a conspiracy surrounding the theft of premium greetings. Each character you encounter has their own unique and bizarre greeting, and you must navigate witty banter, absurd situations, and a myriad of eccentric personalities to piece together the truth. Influence the narrative through your choices as you explore quirky locales ranging from a surreal café to an outlandish underground lounge. Will you discover whose hello it is, or will you inadvertently start a war of greetings?