In a world where greetings can alter reality, you play as a quirky private investigator named Sam 'Handshake' Harlow, who specializes in unraveling the mysteries of miscommunication. After a series of puzzling cases involving bizarre greetings that have disastrous consequences, you must navigate through a city filled with eccentric characters and enigmatic scenarios. Each choice you make influences the unfolding narrative, leading to multiple endings based on how well you decipher social cues and engage in hilariously awkward dialogues. Gather clues, form unusual alliances, and challenge the norms of verbal communication to solve the ultimate riddle: Who's really saying hello?