In a chaotic city where everyone has a predetermined greeting, you play as an independent blabbermouth, Alex, who accidentally stumbles upon a secret society of 'Greeting Guardians.' These sociopolitical puppeteers control societal interaction by dictating what greetings people use. The game unfolds in a series of hilariously absurd situations where Alex must use charm, wit, and unexpected conversation strategies to navigate this eccentric world, sabotage the Guardians' plans, and ultimately tailor their own unique greeting that can unite or divide a city at war over salutation. Players will engage in branching narrative choices, absurd dialogue, and quirky character interactions that provide hilarious results based on the greetings chosen.