Who's Hello Is It Anyway?

In a bustling metropolis, you are a downsized jingle writer turned professional hello specialist, navigating the absurd world of greeting customs for various wacky clients. Players must interact with a bizarre range of characters, from a paranoid barista who believes every 'hello' is a conspiracy to a robot who only greets with puns. Choices shape the narrative, leading to humorous mishaps, dramatic dilemmas, and outlandish situations. Can you become the ultimate 'hello guru' while keeping your sanity intact?