Step into a world where social greetings have become a competition for influence! In 'Who’s Hello Is It, Anyway?', you play as Max, an underappreciated mail server technician whose world turns upside down when an inexplicable phenomenon grants you the power to 'own' greetings. As you navigate through a quirky city filled with eccentric characters—business moguls, hipsters, and philosophers—you must strategically deploy greetings to gain allies, fend off rivals, and ultimately uncover the truth behind the mysterious Greeting Syndicate that seeks control over all social interactions. Your choices shape not only your relationships but also the balance of power in this wonderfully absurd society. Will you master the art of the greeting or get lost in the shuffle of politeness?