Who's Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are taken way too seriously, you play as an eccentric linguist named Lexi Lexicon who is on a mission to uncover the origins of the world's most confusing hellos before an ancient greeting cult can misuse their power. Each conversation leads to quirky characters and bizarre social scenarios that challenge your comedic wit and linguistic skill. Make choices that reshape the narrative and earn 'greeting points' to unlock absurd interactions and alternate scenarios, while dodging the cult's increasingly outrageous attempts to influence your journey.