Who’s Hello Is It, Anyway?

Who’s Hello Is It, Anyway?

I'm just here for the awkward hellos and existential dread!

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Set in a quirky office environment in an alternate 1990s where social norms are dictated by bizarre rules, you play as a junior employee at a company that hosts awkward and absurd greeting contests every week. Your goal is to navigate the surreal landscape of corporate hierarchy and convoluted social interactions to win the coveted title of 'Most Enthusiastic Welcomer'. Engage with eccentric colleagues, decipher ridiculous 'hello' strategies, foiled plans, and comically exaggerated personalities as you choose paths, strike unexpected alliances, and unlock secret greeting techniques in your quest for office supremacy. Tension mounts as rival employees will do anything to sabotage your efforts to become the ultimate greeter.