Who's Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this offbeat and hilarious text-based adventure, players step into the quirky life of a professional 'Hello-er,' a personality who specializes in greeting people in the most absurd and bizarre manners possible. Your mission? Navigate through an outrageous world of eccentric characters and outlandish scenarios where each greeting leads to unexpected reactions and plot twists. As you traverse through various venues—from a high-society gala to a chaotic animal sanctuary—your choices affect not only how people perceive you but also the wild consequences that follow. Discover hidden stories, unlock strange Easter eggs, and even encounter a rivalry with a 'Goodbye Expert' trying to undermine your work. Will you become the ultimate Hello Champion or get kicked out of the greeting industry altogether?