Who’s Hello Is It, Anyway?

In this satirical interactive text-based game, you play as an overworked voice actor navigating through a bizarre telemarketing world. Each day starts with the sound of your phone ringing, and your mission is to deliver the perfect 'hello' to an array of eccentric clients, each with their own comedic quirks and misadventures. As you address their ridiculous inquiries, you must make choices that will lead to absurd scenarios, uncover hidden agendas, and build your own reputation in the underbelly of a voice acting industry gone haywire. Multiple endings depend on your choices, and the more dramatic your interactions, the funnier and wilder the outcome. Can you turn mundane greetings into spectacularly chaotic encounters?