Who's Hello is It, Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as Max, an overeager but socially awkward greeting card designer who has just discovered a mysterious, ancient book of greetings that grants the power to summon characters from history, literature, and pop culture. Each chapter presents a new scenario where you must navigate through bizarre encounters and absurd dilemmas that arise from saying the wrong or right greeting. While some characters might help you refine your greetings, others might cause hilariously chaotic situations. Your choices will shape not only Max's journey in the world of greeting cards but also influence the absurdity of history itself. Can you manage to make it to the National Greeting Card Festival without collapsing into comedic disaster?