Who's Hello Is It, Anyway?

In a world ruled by the absurd, you wake up in an alternate reality where every greeting you make could alter the course of history. As the 'Master of Salutations', you must navigate a bizarre city filled with quirky characters who each have their own interpretations of greetings. From revolutionaries demanding a proper 'Hola!' to a rogue faction of awkward penguins who only say 'Waddles!', your choices will lead to hilarious and dramatic outcomes. Unravel the mysteries of this city while crafting the perfect greetings to unify—or hilariously divide—the populace!