Who's Hello-ing Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Noir, a washed-up detective with a penchant for the absurd. Set in a city where everyone has an odd obsession with greetings, your mission is to investigate a series of bizarre 'hello' related incidents that have left the populace in a quagmire of confusion and paranoia. Through witty dialogue and unconventional choices, uncover the zany truth behind the Hello Comet—a myth that claims anyone who greets someone wrong will vanish into an alternate reality of greetings gone awry. Navigate comically eccentric side characters, tackle unexpected plot twists, and craft your unique way to restore normalcy—or further plunge the city into mayhem. Will you greet the day with finesse or trip over your own awkward hello?