Who’s Hello Are These, Anyway?

Who’s Hello Are These, Anyway?

If ‘hello’ is the new ‘goodbye’, then I might as well be dead.

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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Set in a quirky, dystopian city where everyone speaks in unusual greetings, players take on the role of an amateur detective trying to unravel the source of a mysterious new greeting that is taking the city by storm. You’ll navigate through bizarre neighborhoods, interview eccentric characters, and piece together clues from the environment. Your choices will influence the dialogue and outcomes, leading to multiple possible endings based on your wit and insights. As you delve deeper into the mystery, you'll encounter strange encounters and outlandish scenarios, testing your ability to distinguish genuine interactions from deceptive greetings.