Step into the quirky world of 'Who's Hello Are These, Anyway?', where you play as a down-on-their-luck private detective named Jamie Quirk, who specializes in finding out who sent awkward hellos around town. After receiving an anonymous letter containing a series of bizarre and nonsensical greetings, Jamie is thrust into a whirlwind of eccentric characters and absurd situations. From investigating a group of rebellious pigeons who have taken over a park to dissecting the secret society of overly enthusiastic greeting card creators, every choice you make leads to wildly unpredictable outcomes. Unravel the mystery while engaging in a comedic dialogue with characters that are as zany as the hellos they send. Can you crack the case of the mysterious greetings and restore normalcy to the town, or will you just be another quirk in its already quirky history?