Who's Hello Are These, Anyway?

In this offbeat interactive text-based game, you play as a hapless private detective named Riley Quirk, who specializes in solving the bizarre and often ridiculous cases that usually go ignored. One day, you stumble upon an absurd mystery: a series of strange 'hellos' appearing in the mail across the city. Each 'hello' is accompanied by a cryptic message that hints at a deeper conspiracy involving eccentric characters and an underground society obsessed with greetings. As you navigate through wacky encounters and gather clues, your choices will determine how the investigation unfolds, leading to hilariously unexpected outcomes and side-splitting twists. From deciphering codes made of cat puns to negotiating with a rival detective association that hosts karaoke nights, every decision will bring you closer to (or further away from) uncovering the truth behind the mysterious hellos.