Step into a quirky, alternate reality where emotions are tangible commodities. In 'Who's Heart is It, Anyway?', you are a 'Heart Broker', tasked with retrieving stolen hearts from eccentric characters who have lost their emotional essence. Navigate a vibrant city filled with absurd situations and bizarre personalities, from a lovesick poet to a heartless CEO. Engage in witty dialogue, make impactful choices, and piece together the complicated backstories of each heart you recover. Will you combine the hearts to create true love, or sell them off for profit in this dramatic, yet comically chaotic adventure?