Who's Heart Is It, Anyway?

In this whimsical yet macabre text-based adventure, you find yourself in a bizarre realm where the hearts of the deceased can be auctioned off to the living to grant unique abilities and desires. As a heart dealer with a shady past, your mission is to navigate a chaotic marketplace of eccentric characters, each with their own wild stories and motives. Through your choices, you'll engage in witty banter, absurd challenges, and moral dilemmas that test your values. Who's heart will you choose to possess? And what chaos will ensue when hearts are swapped around like bad romance novels?