Who's Heart is It, Anyway?

Who's Heart is It, Anyway?

I’m not just a heart merchant—I'm a full-time therapist for idiots!

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In a not-so-distant future where emotions and memories can be transferred between people, you play as a jaded heart merchant who specializes in the most outrageous heart swaps. After a botched deal goes wrong, you find yourself with a mismatched heart that doesn’t belong to you. Without knowing how to return it, you embark on a wild road trip through a vibrant city filled with eccentric characters, each seeking a heart that fits their unique quirks. Along the way, you’ll navigate absurd quests, answer strange riddles, and explore the darker side of human emotions, all while keeping your new heart’s identity a secret from those who want it back. Your choices determine who gets to keep their heart and who ends up with yours, leading to unexpectedly hilarious and dramatic outcomes.