Who's Greeting is it Anyway?

In this whimsical interactive text-based game, you play as a professional greeter in a bizarre dimension where greetings are more than just polite gestures—they're a theatrical performance! Each day, you must navigate absurd scenarios, from attempting to greet a nervous alien ambassador during an intergalactic peace summit to calming down a restless crowd at the annual Greeting Olympics. Your choices shape not only the outcome of each encounter but also the fate of your unique world, filled with eccentric characters and unexpected twists. Will you master the art of the greeting, or will your awkward attempts lead to chaotic consequences?