Who's Greeting Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of Martin, a quirky and lovable greeting card writer who discovers a conspiracy hidden within the card industry. As Martin, you navigate a series of increasingly bizarre scenarios where you must write the perfect greeting card for various outrageous occasions. With each choice, the unraveling mystery reveals larger-than-life characters and secret societies vying for control of the world's greetings. Will you craft clever rhymes to appease your peers, or unleash an avalanche of absurdity that could tilt the balance of greeting card power forever?