Who's Greeting is it Anyway?

Step into the unpredictable world of improv greeting cards! In this outrageous interactive text-based adventure, you take on the role of a professional 'greeter' at a peculiar and competitive company specializing in custom messages for every occasion. Your task? Navigate through bizarre encounters with quirky clients who demand outlandishly specific greetings and overcome the challenges posed by eccentric coworkers, whimsical office politics, and even the memories of past disastrous card creations. As you make choices about how to respond, you will shape the reception of these greetings in hilariously unpredictable ways, encountering unique scenarios — from zany wedding invitations to awkward breakup cards. Will you rise to the top of the 'Greeting Hall of Fame' or crash and burn like an ill-fated pun?