Who’s Cosmos Is It Anyway?
If I had a nickel for every time the universe asked me to clean up its mess—I'd still have to charge it for spills!
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In a universe where the laws of physics are rewritten daily by the whims of capricious cosmic entities, you play as an unassuming janitor turned reluctant hero. After an incident involving a spilled coffee and a misplaced quasar, you find yourself tasked with restoring order to the cosmic chaos while navigating a surreal landscape filled with sentient stars, eccentric aliens, and absurd challenges. As you make choices that influence the narrative, your improvisational dialogue and actions will not only determine the fate of the universe but also dictate the nature of your bizarre companions. Will you negotiate peace with the Great Galactic Exterminator, or pull a prank on the Cosmic Council? The outcome of every interaction leads to wildly unexpected scenarios, creating a new story with each playthrough.
