Step into a wacky world where everyone mysteriously claims to have said 'hello' to each other, but nobody can agree on who actually greeted whom first. As an eccentric detective with an absurd sense of humor, it's your job to interview a colorful cast of characters, follow ludicrous leads, and solve the outrageous case before the city banishes the words 'hello' forever! As you traverse quirky locales, collect ridiculous clues, and engage in dialogue that stretches the limits of logic, you'll find that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction.