Who the Hell Says Hello?

In a world where greetings are stolen by a mysterious villain, you play as an underappreciated street-level detective in a quirky city. People have lost their ability to say 'hello', resulting in social chaos. Your mission? Unravel the origins of this peculiar crime by interviewing hilariously strange suspects, decoding their bizarre alibis, and uncovering a larger conspiracy involving the city's elite. Employ your wits, sarcasm, and a unique greeting-related power-up system to reclaim the lost hellos and restore social order—or at least ensure your coffee breaks aren’t interrupted! Each decision shapes the colorful narrative, leading to unpredictable and side-splitting outcomes.