Who Said Hello?

In a quirky, alternate reality where the simplest greetings are taken far too seriously, you play as Jax, a down-on-their-luck private investigator. Your client? A seemingly innocuous talking cat named Whiskers, who claims that someone has stolen its 'Greetings Patent.' You must navigate through a vibrant city filled with eccentric characters, bizarre dialogues, and humorous misunderstandings. Each choice you make changes the tone of the story, leading to wildly different outcomes, whether it be solving a mystery or engaging in spontaneous absurdist events. Can you unravel the truth behind the theft before the city comes to a grinding halt over lost hellos?