Who Said Hello?

In a bizarre twist of fate, you find yourself in an eccentric town where greetings are a crime. As a newly appointed 'Greet Police,' it's your job to investigate odd occurrences surrounding mysterious 'hellos' that have left the locals baffled. Navigate witty dialogue choices, solve humorous puzzles, and uncover secrets as you meet quirky characters and decide whether to sustainably banish or frivolously embrace the notorious greeting culture. Will you find the culprit behind the plaguing salutations or end up creating a whole new ruckus?