In a bustling metropolis filled with eccentric characters and unpredictable plot twists, you play as a witty private investigator who specializes in deciphering the cryptic greetings of the city’s residents. As each seemingly innocuous 'hello' leads you down a rabbit hole of quirky encounters, secrets, and comedic scenarios, you must untangle a bizarre conspiracy tied to the mysterious disappearance of the city's famous perishable greetings. Engage in humorous dialogue, make absurd choices, and piece together hints to unveil the ultimate truth behind ‘Who said hello?’