Who Prophecy It Anyway?

In a whimsical realm known as the Fableverse, ancient prophecies are announced daily, and everyone but you seems to have a clue about them. As an underachieving bard with a knack for improvisation, you stumble upon a prophecy that states you'll be the hero to save the kingdom from an imminent catastrophe—only, it’s written in absurd riddles and bizarre metaphors. You must navigate through a series of ludicrous quests, comical characters, and unpredictable consequences while figuring out the true intention behind the prophecy. Each choice you make influences not only your fate but the fate of every ridiculous creature and eccentric character you encounter. Will you become the hero everyone expects you to be, or just another footnote in the kingdom's chaotic annals?