Who Are You Calling Hello?

Step into the shoes of an amateur detective who must navigate the quirky underbelly of a bizarre city where no one actually lives — at least, not in the conventional sense. In this text-based adventure, you are tasked with solving a series of absurd, interconnected mysteries that revolve around the eccentric inhabitants who have a penchant for calling each other by bizarre and humorous names. Use your wits and humor to gather clues, interview these outlandish characters, and untangle a web of confusion that culminates in a big reveal about your own identity! Can you crack the case or will you find yourself in a pun-derful mess?