Who Are You Calling Hello?

In this outrageous text-based adventure, you play as a struggling voice actor who accidentally gets embroiled in a conspiratorial caper involving secret society members who communicate solely through bizarre greetings. As you delve deeper into the world of peculiar personalities and outlandish interactions, you must navigate outrageous scenarios, decipher cryptic messages, and ultimately uncover the hilariously absurd secret behind the society's greeting rituals. Choose your responses wisely to charm eccentric characters, earn their trust, and find out which ludicrous greetings hold the key to untangling a plot to steal the city’s most extravagant greeting card!