Step into the shoes of a cunning Commander in a dystopian world where words are mightier than swords. In this text-based game, you'll lead an eccentric army of misfits in a war of puns, clever quips, and witty comebacks. Each decision you make will not only affect the outcome of battles but also shape the unique friendships and rivalries within your ranks. Engage in dialogue duels, strategize comedic assaults, and unravel the absurd politics of a realm where intelligence trumps brute force. Can you outsmart your enemies and unite your troops, or will your war of wits end in glorious failure?