As a daring explorer piloting a ship through the vast cosmos, you stumble upon a group of bizarre, stable topological solitons masquerading as black holes. Each soliton has its own unique quirks, bending and distorting space-time in ways both hilarious and perilous. Engage with colorful interstellar characters, explore the enigmatic behavior of light around these illusions, and manipulate the very fabric of space-time while unraveling the universe's greatest mysteries. Will you be the first to prove that what looks like a black hole is just a cosmic joke? The outcome rests on your wit and creativity!