Become a novice engineer thrown into the chaotic world of designing a Tensor Processing Unit (TPU) with zero prior experience! As you explore this interactive narrative, you'll make choices that impact the design philosophy, trade-offs, and ultimately whether your newly-created TPU becomes a revolutionary success or a comically epic failure. Encounter eccentric characters who challenge your understanding with absurd analogies, bizarre debugging scenarios, and unexpected hardware challenges, all while you tackle the mysteries of machine learning. Each decision you make will influence both the technical specs and the story's outcome. Will you create the next big thing, or will your TPU crash and burn?