The Stretching Crusade

The Stretching Crusade

Time to limber up and stick it to the man!

Adventure Comedy Text Game

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You are the newly appointed stretching crusader, determined to make the world a less stiff and sore place, one office worker at a time. Use your stretching techniques and wits to recruit new followers, overcome bizarre obstacles and win over skeptical bosses, all while navigating the world of corporate politics.