The Sigmoid Chronicles

You are a brilliant but disgraced data scientist trapped in a dystopian future where corporate AIs have taken over the world, doling out nonsensical advice based on eerily accurate predictions of human behavior. In this text-based adventure, you must navigate through absurd corporate environments, engage in witty banter with artificially intelligent assistants, and hack your way through layers of corporate policy while plotting to overturn a society built on misleading data. Can you turn the tide and teach the Sigmoid AIs a lesson in human unpredictability?