In this text-based interactive adventure, players take on the role of a hapless assistant to a jaded time-traveling historian who’s lost track of their quest. As they hop through various whimsical historical epochs, players must gather snippets of 'lost history' while navigating the paradoxes and pitfalls that arise from meddling with time. Each choice will alter both the past and future, leading to bizarre outcomes—from accidentally inspiring Shakespeare to a bizarre love affair with a dinosaur. Witty dialogue and unexpected characters - including a motivational Gen-Z philosopher ghost and a sarcastic AI with an attitude - will keep players engaged in a hilariously chaotic narrative where their choices define not just the outcomes but the very nature of reality itself.