In this wildly imaginative text-based game, players navigate a world where time loops and narrative threads intertwine in absurd ways. You play as a split personality chronomancer who accidentally shattered the timeline during a spell gone wrong. Each choice leads to unexpected consequences as you meet bizarre characters—like an overly dramatic dragon, a philosopher who can’t stop questioning his existence, and a talking cat with a penchant for stand-up comedy. Your goal is to patch together the timeline while arguing with your other half about whose fault it was to begin with. The game features branching paths with multiple endings, witty dialogue, and playful twists on classic fantasy tropes.