Players step into the role of a quirky time-traveling historian named Vex, who is tasked with documenting the most absurd and contradictory events throughout history. The game unfolds in a series of bizarre scenarios across various timelines where players choose responses that influence the outcomes. From ancient civilizations debating which god to worship over a game of rock-paper-scissors, to futuristic robots trying to create art, players must navigate hilariously twisted paths while collecting artifacts and forming absurd alliances. Quick thinking and clever dialogue choices will be essential as Vex encounters historical figures turned comical characters, each with their own outrageous motives and paradoxical quests. In this vibrant web of chaos, the true question to answer is: whose quest matters most when everyone is chasing their own ludicrous dreams?