The Heir Apparent

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a down-on-their-luck comedian who accidentally finds themselves at the reading of a rich tycoon's will. To your shock, the eccentric billionaire has named you as the potential heir to his fortune, contingent upon solving a series of absurd puzzles and navigating bizarre challenges presented by his eclectic family, each with their own odd demands and eccentricities. Amidst the chaos, you'll uncover silly secrets, form unexpected alliances, and use your humor to charm your way through confrontations. Can you figure out whose is it anyway before time runs out and the estate is given away to the next 'worthy' candidate?