Step into the shoes of a snarky bard who discovers that their life is actually a scripted interactive text-based game! As players navigate a bizarre and self-aware adventure, they’ll encounter quirky NPCs, existential crises, and plot twists that turn cliches on their head. Choices made by players alter the narrative in unexpected ways, leading to multiple endings and surprises around every corner. Gag humor meets rich storytelling as the bard decides whether to embrace or sabotage the very world that confines them.